
SHINEY HEINIE CLASSIC
The bidet of today, designed to help you be cleaner,
save money and save the planet.

Why? Because washing with water is so much gentler than scraping dry paper across your anus.

SHINEY ON THE GO
We all have those moments where we gotta gowhen we gotta go even if its not at home. Sowe will help you be prepared with our SHINEY OnThe Go. SHINEY On The Go is discreet andcollapsible so that you can take it with you anywhere.
BENEFITS OF USING A SHINEY HEINEY
Because washing with feels fresher, cleaner, and cooler. Because using toilet
paper can smear, smudge, and scratch your behind. Because it`s simply
better for the environment. And because just one experience with a Shiney Heinie
bidet, and your`re on your way to improving your health,
hygiene, and happiness.
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BETTER FOR YOUR BOOTY
Wash your butt like you do every other body part, to help with UTI’s, hemorrhoids, underwear stains, and those late night taco bell runs.
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BETTER FOR YOUR BANK
Shiney Heinie cuts down your TP usage by upto 75%. Helping you save thousands over time.
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BETTER FOR THE PLANET
It takes 15 million trees to make the annual supply of TP. It also takes 37 gallons of water to make just one roll of toilet paper. Whereas, using Shiney Heinie consumes about a pint of water.
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BETTER FOR ECOSYSTEM
Not only does it take a lot of water and trees to produce toilet paper, but toilet paper production is also coming at the cost of homes and habitats for all the other species.

Each year on average, Americans use: 100 rolls of TP per person Adding up to 36.5 billion rolls nationwide
DON’T TAKE OUR WORD FOR IT
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"I switched five months ago and I can't imagine doing my business without one"
Jarvis Joe
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"It doesn't feel right using only toilet paper now"
Amanda Williams
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"Honestly the BEST thing my husband has done for our home"
John Doe
NEW ARRIVALS
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SHINEY HEINIE ON THE GO
Regular price $50.00 USDRegular priceUnit price per -
SHINEY HEINIE CLASSIC
Regular price $89.99 USDRegular priceUnit price per