SHINEY HEINIE CLASSIC
SHINEY HEINIE CLASSIC
Toilet Seat Attachment
The Shiney Heinie Classic is a bidet designed to attach
to any toilet giving you a cleaner heinie after your number 2
than toilet paper ever could. Experience the gentle and
hygienic wash Shiney Heinie Classic provides with just a turn of a
knob. You’ll never want to go back to just toilet paper again.
|Simple Design. Minimalistic and sleek design for easy use and no interference. Shiney Heinie brings you an easy to use and modern product that’s the perfect pair to your toilet.|
|Complete Package. The Classic is simply the complete package as it provides you with everything you need for a fast and easy install.|
|Does Not require any electricity or plumbing for set up. Shiney Heinie Classic only needs to be hooked up to your existing plumbing with the adapter for use|
|Dual Nozzle. Comes with a front and rear nozzle for a precise stream and women’s use. (Ladies you’re welcome 😉)|
|Pressure Control. You can control the pressure of your wash from a gentle spray to full pressure|
|Nozzle Guard. Whenever your bidet system is not in use the nozzle will simply retract into the nozzle guard. Preventing from contamination.|
|Easy Clean. Cleaning your bidet system is simple and easy with any standard detergents.|
BETTER FOR YOUR BOOTY
Wash your butt like you do every other body part, to help with UTI’s, hemorrhoids, underwear stains, and those late night taco bell runs.
BETTER FOR YOUR BANK
Shiney Heinie cuts down your TP usage by upto 75%. Helping you save thousands over time.
BETTER FOR THE PLANET
It takes 15 million trees to make the annual supply of TP. It also takes 37 gallons of water to make just one roll of toilet paper. Whereas, using Shiney Heinie consumes about a pint of water.
BETTER FOR ECOSYSTEM
Not only does it take a lot of water and trees to produce toilet paper, but toilet paper production is also coming at the cost of homes and habitats for all the other species.
Optimized pressure + angle control for a targeted spray on your pooper
Includes everything for an easy install in under 8 ½ minutes
Requires NO electricity or plumbing
Automatic self-cleaning nozzle
60 Day Risk-Free Guarantee
Over 7,500 5-Star Reviews
Women love the Shiney Heinie.
Installation is easy and does not require any
additional tools. Less then a 9 minute set up time
Shipping and Delivery
What is pre-order?
We get it – you guys can’t get enough of the Shiney Heinie, literally! Sometimes when our Bidets start selling like hotcakes, unfortunately we can completely sell out before our next round of stock reaches our fulfilment centre. If this happens, we will put those Bidets up for pre-order before they’ve arrived. We know what date our stock is due to arrive, so this is the date in brackets next to the product name. All orders will then be shipped out to our customers on that specified date. This allows our customers to reserve their favorite pattern and ensure they get their hands on the Bidet of their dreams.
How does shipping and delivery work?
We ship our products within 72 hours of us receiving the order but shipping times differ depending on our stock levels. When we run out of stock levels at our U.S based warehouse we will use the second best warehouse that is closest to the vicinity to where you are located. Unfortunately this means longer wait times. At most your product will take upto 3 weeks to arrive due to international shipping times.
How much do I pay for shipping?
Nothing shipping is completely free unless you would like to pay for express two day shipping which would have to be domestic ofcourse and if you are paying for international shipping.
How do I track my order?
We will issue you with a tracking order via email once your order has been shipped out.
Help, I think my order is lost/hasn’t been delivered?
Please feel free to reach out at our email and a customer service representative will first try to locate your product and if all hope is lost in finding that order ; don’t worry because then we will either ship out another product or issue a refund depending on the circumstance.
Can I change my shipping address?
If your order has not been processed yet we will be able to change your shipping address by cancelling your order and issuing you a refund. However, if it has been processed we will not be able to change it nor issue you a refund.
Do you ship internationally?
We do ship internationally however shipping times will be longer and international shipping costs are charged.
Will Shiney Heinie fit my toilet?
The t-adapter Shiney Heinie offers will fit most toilets based in the U.S with the sizing 15/16 if your toilet however is not compatible there are other adapters available for purchase from 3rd party websites or stores.
Yes your Shiney Heinie bidet is designed to clean you and remain clean itself but in order to be the most hygienic you should also routinely sanitize your toilet as well as your new toilet seat bidet attachment.
Will you restock an item?
If the product you are interested in is sold out , don’t worry we restock our products pretty frequently so you won’t miss out.
Is Shiney Heinie overpriced?
Many of our competitors either use really cheap parts and materials for their products or over charge you because of the scarcity of options in the market, but we made it so that you have a quality product at a quality price. Plus, it pays itself off in no time because of how much you end up saving.
Do you take custom designs or feedback?
Our number one priority is always the customer. So if you have any suggestions on how we can improve our products be sure to let us know and we will definitely thank you for your feedback and take it into consideration.
Is the Shiney Heinie electric?
Our Shiney Hiney bidet requires no electricity or batteries since it takes of your existing plumbing system.
Do you offer discounts on bulk orders or wholesale pricing?
We do not offer our products for resale purposes however we are constantly offering deals and discounts for you and your family/friends. For all other inquiries on bulk purchases please email us and we will get back to you.
Can I send a Shiney Heinie as a gift?
Have a special someone who you think needs a Shiney Heinie in their life (or just trying to earn some major brownie points)? A Shiney Heinie is the perfect gift to show that you care! You can ship a Shiney Heinie directly to that lucky lad or lady by entering their address as the shipping address, and your own as the billing address. It’s that easy!
Is Shiney Heinie really more effective than toilet paper?
Think about it this way, most other cultures and countries already have had a means of using water to clean their rears if not a bidet system for ages now. Water has been proven to do a better job at cleaning your buttox andyou can almost instantaneously feel the differenceafter using Shiney Heinie. Shiney Heinie is not just a cheaper bidet system but a bidet system that has beenreinvented and improvedso that itsuits everyone. Not only is Shiney Heiniemore hygienic, but it can also help youcut your toilet paper usage down by 75%. As well as, being moreenvironmentally friendlyby reducing the tree consumption and water usage per flush.
Returns and Exchanges
Do you have a return policy?
We offer free returns for 30 days from date of delivery/receiving of order.
However, not all items are eligible. Any exclusions will be called out on product pages and / or at checkout. To be eligible for a return:
Item(s) have to be initiated for return and placed in the post within 30 days of the delivery/receiving of order.Item(s) were not marked “Final Sale” or “Non-Returnable” at the time of purchase, unless faulty.Item(s) must be in the original packaging, which must be in original condition.
You will be asked to put your photography skills to the test and provide a photo of your item prior to sending it back to us so we can assess the condition.
How long do I have to return my Shiney Heinie?
We know the drill – you’ve been needing to return it, but life gets in the way. We are happy to help you return that one, and offer a 30 day return period for you to make that tough decision! Please refer to our returns policy for more information.
Can I return my order for a refund?
Sadly, we know that sometimes the Shiney Heinie is just not quite the right fit for some people. You can certainly return your Shiney Heinie to us for a full refund, provided it is returned within 30 days.*Please note: all bidets must be returned in as new condition, with the original box to be eligible for a return.**Please note: If you are returning one of your items from a bundle, your order is no longer valid at that bundle pricing.
Do I have to pay for returns?
We’ve got you covered here too. All returns (for both refunds and exchanges) within United States will be covered with a free return shipping label that we are happy to organise for you, which means no expenses at the post office! Just contact our friendly team firstname.lastname@example.org they will be able to help you along the way.
How long does it take for my refund to be processed ?
We are working hard behind the scenes to get our Bidets in and out of our fulfilment centres. We strongly encourage that you send through a photo of your receipt from the post office as proof your return has been lodged. As soon as we have this information, we can verify either your exchange or refund immediately! If you forget to grab this receipt, we will just need to wait until that one gets back to our warehouse before we can go ahead.
I have an issue with my order, what can I do?
Something not quite right with your order? Don’t worry, our Shiney Heinie team is ready to spring into action! Please contact us to advise of the issue, and to help resolve things quickly we request you include photos so we can help identify what has happened.
I need to change or cancel my order !
These things happen! Please email us immediately with the subject line CHANGE or CANCEL and we will do our absolute best to carry out your request. If it has already been dispatched from our fulfilment partner you will need to go through our returns process.
As we do our best to get your orders out to you as soon as we can, occasionally an order will be processed before the team has a chance to change it. We cannot guarantee a change of order after the order is placed so please select your items carefully.
How do I contact you?
Our email contact email@example.com. This also allows us to keep a paper trail for your issue so we can help you as best we can. We answer emails from California to London, so we can sometimes have some slight delays in response time. We’re only human, so please be patient and we are working as quickly as possible to get back to you. We promise we won’t leave you on ‘read’!
How do I give feedback?
If It is positive feedback then by all means be sure to leave a picture review on our site and send us an email so we can be sure to get an account of our lovely and satisfied customers. If you have any negative feedback please feel free to contact us first and we will do our best to help you and get you to give us some positive feedback instead.
Where are you located?
We are located and based in the United States, California. Same goes for our customer service team and HQ. So, please be patient and accommodating to our time zones and hours.
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